lee_UK
Rolling Stone No.8
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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Location: London, UK
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 Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:26 pm Post subject: Quotes |
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Santana (the sultana): 'Old pickups just die, they get old and wear out'
"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright.
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." - Homer Simpson
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." - Homer Simpson
"A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist." - Franklin Jones.
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." - Spike Milligan.
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." - Woody Allen. |
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